EA Sports presents-Madden Mobile 17

Me: Oh, look Madden 17.
Madden: Loading...hey, why dont you look at this picture of Gronk while you wait...hold on...loading...oh... NETWORK TIMEOUT!
Me: Oh ok, lets just check everything...Three bars of wifi and a still a network timeout? How is this happening?
Madden: ERROR-UNKNOWN ERROR!
Me: Ugh. Ill just try tomorrow.
TOMORROW...
Madden: Welcome to Madden 17!
Me: Cool, lets start a season.
Madden: Loading...
5 MINUTES LATER...
Me: Shoot, an interception in the end zone.
Richard Sherman (AI)- *Waits in end zone until tackled*
Madden: TOUCHBACK
Me: Ugh, alright. Im up by 10.
NEXT DRIVE...
Me: Nice! An interception in the end zone.
Patrick Peterson (Me): *Waits in end zone until tackled*
Madden-SAFETY!
Me: WHAT? Im only up by 2 now. And they have the ball! Oh look, 10 seconds left in the game. Ill just play zone to prevent long passes. No, theyre going for a field goal. Why?! Theyre on their own 48. Timeout.
Steven Hauschka (AI): *69 yard field goal as time expires*
Seahawks (AI): Hooray! We won!
Madden: You lose. Heres 12 coins and 1 XP.
Me: Yippee. Thanks Madden.
TOMORROW...
Friend: I am so good at Madden. Have you played?
Me: I hate you.

This has been:
Madden Mobile 17.

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